FUFTB 

(Eff-You-Eff-Tee-Bee)
Full Up Fit To Burst

-Thanks for that meal. It was delicious!
-You're welcome. Would you like some dessert?
-No thanks, I'm FUFTB!

FUFTB by DeGe October 11, 2008

fufuberry

The greatest soda flavor ever produced by mortal means, with 46 grams of pure cane sugar and a delicious berry flavor. It's produced by the Jones Soda Company and nearly impossible to find, but it's been spotted at Giant Foods and Albertsons. It is the best soda flavor that you will ever taste in your life.

Most historical scholars now agree that Jesus first turned water into fufuberry soda, which later spoiled into wine after the pagan masses failed to bottle it correctly.

The ancient Greeks used to call fufuberry soda "nectar," the liquid counterpart to the Gods' ambrosia.

In the late Middle Ages, Dante was so infatuated with FuFu berry soda that he wrote a 3-part epic poem in his native Italian tongue dedicated to it. It started with him lost in the dark woods of lacking the Fufu, through Hell, Purgatory and finally Heaven where he meets the holy trinity - FuFu soda, the bottle and the cap. To avoid persecution by the Roman Catholic Church, he was forced to refer to the FuFu only through a religious allegory.

Friend: "Dude, I was just standing there in line with a FuFu when this idiot walks up and asked if I wanted to buy a coke."

Me: "Either he's blind, or he's the biggest douche canoe I've ever met."

fufuberry by nphoton March 4, 2010

futb 

An acronym for what the “fuck you talking about”. Usually exclaimed when a person’s statement is apparently false.

I am not going to work today, futb?!

futb by DblE1996 July 27, 2019

Valencia Club de Fútbol 

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

Valencia Club de Fútbol by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Futba 

Feminist Until The Bill Arrives.
A woman who thinks she can undoubtedly be a woman in control under all situations. A true feminist. But when it comes time to pay for dinner or pay the bills. She backs off real fast.

This chick was so nice all night long. She opened her own doors, pulled out her own seat, but when it came time to pay the bill, she became a freakin futba.

Futba by Rajo December 7, 2006

FUTB 

acronym for Fingers Up The Butt. Often used when listing services offered by a sex worker.

She offers anal play, including FUTB.

FUTB by KCrash January 24, 2010

FFTB 

Fucked from the beginning

Lluis says "It's FFTB"

FFTB by becabeca May 24, 2014