"What the Eff, David Blaine!"
>Check out YouTube video, "David Blaine's Street Magic"
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"That's so effin stupid!"
>Check out YouTube video, "David Blaine's Street Magic"
OR
"That's so effin stupid!"
by Veronica15 July 21, 2008
A song by Bo Burnham that basically cusses out everything popular. It is a rap song in protest of how people earn their fame by doing stupid things. The lyrics are as follows:
Fuck the rules
Fuck the game
Fuck you tools
Fuck you're lame
If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame
A bit unstable, fuck you brain
A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain
Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name
Fuck the politicians
Fuck missionary missions
Fuck beauty competitions
Fuck bigoted traditions
I fucking hate that shit I do
And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too,
Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to
Fucking who? Fuck you dude.
Fuck how I'm regarded,
Or if I get bombarded
By sick creationists
Who are borderline retarded
Yeah, fuck me for my hard words, fuck another R-word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into Harvard
Man fuck it, fuck my past, fuck the time fuck it fast
If you think I'm fucking with you then you're fucking with your fucking laugh
God bless you common cold, fuck the pope, fucking old, if he loved the poor than he would have sold his mansion made of solid gold...
And so on until he cusses out basically everybody who became popular doing something stupid.
Fuck the rules
Fuck the game
Fuck you tools
Fuck you're lame
If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame
A bit unstable, fuck you brain
A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain
Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name
Fuck the politicians
Fuck missionary missions
Fuck beauty competitions
Fuck bigoted traditions
I fucking hate that shit I do
And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too,
Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to
Fucking who? Fuck you dude.
Fuck how I'm regarded,
Or if I get bombarded
By sick creationists
Who are borderline retarded
Yeah, fuck me for my hard words, fuck another R-word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into Harvard
Man fuck it, fuck my past, fuck the time fuck it fast
If you think I'm fucking with you then you're fucking with your fucking laugh
God bless you common cold, fuck the pope, fucking old, if he loved the poor than he would have sold his mansion made of solid gold...
And so on until he cusses out basically everybody who became popular doing something stupid.
Person 1: Did you hear about that new pop star? She just stripped on video and got like, 100 thousand followers on Instagram.
Person 2: Fuck off! Go listen to Eff by Bo Burnham. It will explain how I'm feeling right now, cause I could wipe my ass with that pop star.
Person 2: Fuck off! Go listen to Eff by Bo Burnham. It will explain how I'm feeling right now, cause I could wipe my ass with that pop star.
by aploplex March 07, 2017
Eff: Explitive loosely related to the word "fuck" but more directly related to the word(s) "shit", "damn", "crap", "holy pancakes batman" etc. Was introduced to mainstream society as a club for underpriviledged teens and quickly became a worldwide slang for "dirty" words.
"Dude, Mr. Crane is effing getting on my effing nerves."
"He's such an effing homo"
"He's a mother effer."
"You're an effer."
"He's such an effing homo"
"He's a mother effer."
"You're an effer."
by Jillian S. August 02, 2005
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
by thesumis182 May 15, 2012
A great way to not sound like a child when showing displeasure with a situation, person, action, outcome or any other thing that might go wrong in your sad little life.
This will, however, not simulate being an adult who has the balls to use big kid words. This might make you appear (based on delivery, situation and volume) 12 to 16 years of age unless you -are- said age, in which case present company's level of sobriety will determine how much of a tool you look like. The higher your company the greater the return.
Used mostly in Multiplayer Video Games to work around chat filters and to evade the Terms of Use which often frown upon language that might be considered harsh by people who think you should have their ideals.
This will, however, not simulate being an adult who has the balls to use big kid words. This might make you appear (based on delivery, situation and volume) 12 to 16 years of age unless you -are- said age, in which case present company's level of sobriety will determine how much of a tool you look like. The higher your company the greater the return.
Used mostly in Multiplayer Video Games to work around chat filters and to evade the Terms of Use which often frown upon language that might be considered harsh by people who think you should have their ideals.
1) Dood: "Then she stopped and I was all 'What the eff, broham?'"
Guy: "That was almost cool, but you eff'd it."
2) High Teen: "Doooood... Subbed my toe. Effin' hell, hurt like eff."
Wayhigh Teen: "I'm laughin' so hard it effin' hurts! You rock!"
Notsohigh Teen: "Eff? Really?... *yawn* What a toolbox."
3) WoWkid: "Eff, that boss one-shot me. EFF!"
WoWkid 2: "No cussing, I'm offended by people who have their own personality."
WoWkid: "Pfffff, it's not against the ToU. Nobody can stop me!"
Guy: "That was almost cool, but you eff'd it."
2) High Teen: "Doooood... Subbed my toe. Effin' hell, hurt like eff."
Wayhigh Teen: "I'm laughin' so hard it effin' hurts! You rock!"
Notsohigh Teen: "Eff? Really?... *yawn* What a toolbox."
3) WoWkid: "Eff, that boss one-shot me. EFF!"
WoWkid 2: "No cussing, I'm offended by people who have their own personality."
WoWkid: "Pfffff, it's not against the ToU. Nobody can stop me!"
by Machination July 21, 2011