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Freehand 

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.
I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.
Freehand by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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#FREEETHAN

Made by a boy named Ethan who gets bullied by his teacher.
#FREEETHAN by aihpos:) March 28, 2022

Freethinkers of the South 

A groundbreaking Facebook group made up mostly of atheists south of Mason Dixon line, and Clint.
Benjamin Green is a genius for starting Freethinkers of the South.

Freehand 

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn
-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on
Freehand by jeff-C December 18, 2005

Freethinkers of the South 

A highly popular and active group of atheists, unwanted invalids, heathens and cunts infiltrating the facebook community, specializing in the art of logic, reason & trolling.
Freethinkers of the South is about much more than just spamming Christopher Hitchens' fan page to attract more members. It's about learning how to verbally dismember any opposition, under the guidance & training of the best atheists facebook as to offer.

Freethinker 

Someone who comes to their own conclusions about the nature of existence and the world, based not on the notions of others nor by adhering strictly to any particular dogma, but rather through their own senses and thought processes.

Also a term hijacked by the Militant New atheist Media Machine to be essentially synonymous with "atheist", with the not-so-subtle implication that self-generated thought and personal common sense MUST lead EVERYONE to conclude that there is no god, and that no one who comes to believe in a god of any sort, religious-based or abstract, may truly be a freethinker.
Joe: "I'm a freethinker".
Militant atheist: "Congrats! When did you free yourself from the delusion of the fairy tale god?"
Joe: "Well, umm...I believe in god. Not the god of any religion, but a creator."
Militant Atheist: "Oh, so you're not a freethinker. You don't go strictly by logic and science. You believe in fairy tales. Your just a lazy atheist."
Joe: "Um...no. I actually came to this conclusion on my own. Using just science would mean I'm bound by a system, and that wouldn't be free thought. I base my belief on my perception of the world, and I don't stricly adhere to science nor religion. I freely think my way through the issues based on all the information available. I'm a freethinker!"
Freethinker by quietmedic July 1, 2016

freehanded 

being given everything for free all the time, because your too lazy or poor to get it yourself.
Jessica and Randy are freehanded constantly by my Mom.
freehanded by angrysister November 24, 2011
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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