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FOTFL by Barakuda February 4, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Someone who fucks on the first date, home base, scores.
dude - Yo, gurl do you FOTFD?
gurl - oh hell no, i'm V4L
FOTFD by eglove March 20, 2007
Related Words
FOTFL fotfllam FOTFLMAO FOTFLOL FOTFLWCOMS Foofle fofl FOTL fotf FoxFlight
What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.
I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!
Foofle by NESMonster February 2, 2004

fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.
This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.
fatfluencer by whattingh November 27, 2019
When a bitch is so fat but still got them flat ass titties. She’s fatflat!
Person 1: Bro would u hit that?
Person 2: nah bro she’s fatflat.
Person 1: agreed.
Fatflat by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
Focus On The Fuck

The best thing in life is fucking. All you should want to do is fuck. All you want is someone you truely love to have the best fuck you could ever have with no limits no condoms no worries. This is all you want. Everything thing you do in your life should be focused on having the best fuck ever.

You say to your lover FOTF if you are apart and talking about anything in life.
A&B are in love and have the best fuck.

Example 1:
- A "I am so stressed right now at work - I feel like screaming"
- B " Just FOTF for a couple more hours and we will FOTFing together"

Meaning just think about how awesome our fucking is and we will be doing it shortly. Do your best to get as much done as possible so we can have the best fuck ever tonight.

Example 2:
- A "I am so FOTFing at work today - just made a great deal"
- B "Me too, I've been on a roll since lunch and just made a lot of money so far"

Meaning we are both doing well at work - being sucsessful and now we can take that awesome vacation, buy some good drugs, booze and just fuck for 3 straight days.

FOTF
FOTF by Deepbottom May 2, 2008
A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously
Fottles by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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