whattingh's definitions

fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.

This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.

by whattingh November 27, 2019

Maintenancier

A posh word for an average job.

Walter squandered his vast inheritance and was forced to become a dishwasher maintenancier.

by whattingh December 2, 2020

Nickolausbauerphobia

The fear of Nickolaus Bauer.

84% of South Africans have voted that they dislike Nickolaus Bauer more than Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini together and therefor, they have severe "Nickolausbauerphobia"

by whattingh January 12, 2024

John Kerry

Choosing to travel in your own vehicle when car/Jet pooling is easy and an option then going on to lecture people about how you're saving the environment

Sally declined the lift to Lake Tahoe and chose to John Kerry her way alone in her own Range rover.

by whattingh January 12, 2024