FOTFLMAO 

Fell on the floor laughing my ass off.

See also: Falling on the floor laughing my ass off.

When my buddy said Hillary Clinton was going to win the elecetion I #FOTFLMAO.

FOTFLMAO by Pink Panthered July 11, 2018

FOTLMAO 

Falling
Off
the
Toilet
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

An awesome rip off of Roflmao or anything of that, but wayy better.

UP (unimportant person): "And I said, your mom"
UP2: FOTLMAO!!!!

FOTLMAO by Namo January 11, 2009

fotwlmao 

fall-out-the-window-laughing-my-ass-off

That was so funny that I was totally fotwlmao.

fotwlmao by Chez392 May 16, 2006

FOFLMAO 

Falling on the floor laughing my As* off, used in text messages or instant messages

After I made sure nobody was hurt I was FOFLMAO!!

FOFLMAO by KyFilly November 19, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019