Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great
day and have the urge to
fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a
date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot
chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2:
Oh shit man that sucks. Even the
devil finds that shit blasphemous.