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followed through 

When you shoot a basketball and you ark your shooting arm in such a way it forms a "dangling flopper" allowing for the shot to be made every time

Gas followed by mass 

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.
I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.
Fake Followed by Brexle October 29, 2010

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.
Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.
Pedo-Followed by ToadSage27 May 3, 2009

A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check 

When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*

being followed 

a term used to describe a woman with a fat ass
“yoh, she’s being followed. there’s at least 4 disciples behind her”
being followed by Jesus of Arabia September 22, 2023