FMTLA 

Acronym for "Fuck My Tight Little Asshole"

Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)

"I got stuck in the dryer again! FMTLA!"

FMTLA by BigDaddyD-Mac August 11, 2023

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

Fatlanta 

Derrogotory nickname for Atlanta GA. Based on the fact that everyone there is a fatass.

Welcom to Fatlanta, we have a waffle house on every corner to assist your dietary needs.

Fatlanta by Omenator May 2, 2011

FMLA vacation 

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009

fmladiaf 

fuck my life and die in a fire

damn it! i suck! fmladiaf

fmladiaf by pandafr0mhell December 1, 2009

FMTL 

An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"

Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL

FMTL by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010

fitlads 

A place where ongoing sagas including fake deaths, transvestites adopting under-age "sons" and crutch fetishists are all the rage. Dead people, orange stick insects, trolls and egos collect there to try and belittle each other.

Log onto fitlads then

fitlads by fatmediawhorecow October 21, 2010