FMTL 

An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"

Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL

FMTL by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010

FMTL 

FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.

I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.

FMTL by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020

FMTLA 

Acronym for "Fuck My Tight Little Asshole"

Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)

"I got stuck in the dryer again! FMTLA!"

FMTLA by BigDaddyD-Mac August 11, 2023

Fmtlp&cmagg 

Fuck my tight little pussy & call me a good girl

If you can't FMTLP&CMAGG then I'm not interested.

Fmtlp&cmagg by SirChris680 March 26, 2024