by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010
Get the FMTL mug.FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.
I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.
by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020
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Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)
Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)
by BigDaddyD-Mac August 11, 2023
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