FMTL

An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"

Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL

FMTL by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010

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FMTL

FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.

I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.

FMTL by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020

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FMTLA

Acronym for "Fuck My Tight Little Asshole"

Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)

"I got stuck in the dryer again! FMTLA!"

FMTLA by BigDaddyD-Mac August 11, 2023

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Fmtlp&cmagg

Fuck my tight little pussy & call me a good girl

If you can't FMTLP&CMAGG then I'm not interested.

Fmtlp&cmagg by SirChris680 March 26, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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