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An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"
Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL
FMTL by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010
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FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.
I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.
FMTL by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020
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Acronym for "Fuck My Tight Little Asshole"

Can be used to express disappointment, excitement or to give someone permission to sodomize your rectum. Generally used in a similar manner to FML (Fuck My Life)
"I got stuck in the dryer again! FMTLA!"
FMTLA by BigDaddyD-Mac August 11, 2023

Fmtlp&cmagg 

Fuck my tight little pussy & call me a good girl
If you can't FMTLP&CMAGG then I'm not interested.
Fmtlp&cmagg by SirChris680 March 26, 2024
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