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An acronym for "Fuck My Life, Ass", taken from the Family and Medical Leave Act's way of screwing you over.
My employer won't let me take off due to my family member's illness...FMLA!
FMLA by JoPanis May 28, 2010
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Fire My Lame Ass
"Kurt left his computer unlocked, rating him high on the FMLA meter"
FMLA by Kernelcollapse December 3, 2014
Fucking-Mexican-Lazy-Ass
I don't feel like working today. I think my FMLA is acting up.
FMLA by redman81 October 28, 2013

FMLA vacation 

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.
Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.
FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009

fmladiaf 

fuck my life and die in a fire
damn it! i suck! fmladiaf
fmladiaf by pandafr0mhell December 1, 2009
an abbreviation for "fuck my life and everything in it"

for when everything feels like it's going down the drain
"everything is going wrong today. oh fmlaeii, what's the point..." etc
fmlaeii by |)35tR0y3d June 21, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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