FMLA

Family Medical Leave of Absence. Authorization to leave work to tend to a next of kin's sickness.

After the accident, Joe's wife was bedridden for two weeks, so he took FMLA.

by drfvidal January 05, 2006

FMLA

An acronym for "Fuck My Life, Ass", taken from the Family and Medical Leave Act's way of screwing you over.

My employer won't let me take off due to my family member's illness...FMLA!

by JoPanis May 28, 2010

FMLA

Fire My Lame Ass

"Kurt left his computer unlocked, rating him high on the FMLA meter"

by Kernelcollapse December 03, 2014

FMLA

Fucking-Mexican-Lazy-Ass

I don't feel like working today. I think my FMLA is acting up.

by redman81 October 28, 2013

FMLAS

Fuck My Life And Shit
you have to say it by the letters like "OMG" or "LOL"
pronounced: ef em el ay es

remember to blend it together so it sounds smoth runnin goff the tongue like one word

"AHHHH fmlas...."

by Abbywoah July 30, 2008

FMLA vacation

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

by sean dobbins October 16, 2008