FMLA 

Family Medical Leave of Absence. Authorization to leave work to tend to a next of kin's sickness.

After the accident, Joe's wife was bedridden for two weeks, so he took FMLA.

FMLA by drfvidal January 5, 2006

FMLA 

An acronym for "Fuck My Life, Ass", taken from the Family and Medical Leave Act's way of screwing you over.

My employer won't let me take off due to my family member's illness...FMLA!

FMLA by JoPanis May 28, 2010

FMLA 

Fire My Lame Ass

"Kurt left his computer unlocked, rating him high on the FMLA meter"

FMLA by Kernelcollapse December 3, 2014

FMLA 

Fucking-Mexican-Lazy-Ass

I don't feel like working today. I think my FMLA is acting up.

FMLA by redman81 October 28, 2013

FMLA vacation 

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

FMLA vacation by sean dobbins February 20, 2009

fmladiaf 

fuck my life and die in a fire

damn it! i suck! fmladiaf

fmladiaf by pandafr0mhell December 1, 2009

fmlaeii 

an abbreviation for "fuck my life and everything in it"

for when everything feels like it's going down the drain

"everything is going wrong today. oh fmlaeii, what's the point..." etc

fmlaeii by |)35tR0y3d June 21, 2010