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FMIIK means fuck me if i know
Jump: Do you know what time it is Erin?
Erin: FMIIK
FMIIK by JUMP August 4, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
fucked if i know
FIIK by Duncan April 14, 2003
Related Words
FMIIK FIIK FIIKD Fiiker FIIKLFO fmiwkbtha Friik F-Milk
FIIKLFO, acronym, Fuck If I know, let's find out!
"Hey, Man! Does getting your septum pierced with a 10 gauge hurt?"

"FIIKLFO!"
FIIKLFO by Kowulz July 20, 2007
Fuck If I Know... used in response to something you either 1. have no idea about or 2. could give less shit about.
TJ: What time do we have to be at work?

Meaghan: FIIK. Whenever we get there.
FIIK by meaghanbrez October 17, 2008
A tool with a special purpose used by an expert in it's field
The fisher throws out his fishing rod. With this fiiker he'll surely catch some fish
or
I am checking the Stock of the riversow with a spastkiste. With this fiiker i can Identify the shit on the riverbottom particularly well.
Fiiker by LordLenol April 27, 2022
Acronym for: Fuck If I Know
Dude1: Hey Bob you know the score to the Browns Steelers game?
Dude2: .... FIIK man!
FIIK by Fizz :) April 14, 2006
Fuck If I Know

Used when you are totally clueless or do not care about the subject matter.
A: Do you know who won the game last night?

B: FIIK man, I don't even like sports.
FIIK by Visible Ninja March 24, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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