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fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon
"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."
by jakeisjack November 3, 2020
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Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.
Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.
by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020
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fixin' to be set

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Fixing Each other’s Sinks

“Damn I think Gillovny were fixing each other’s sinks.”
by Callie26 May 8, 2020
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Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022
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fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
by Vebb May 20, 2016
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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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