Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

Find My by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025

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find my libbay

finding one's significant other, often through accidental circumstances and/or in your place of employ

Dude...why can't I just find my libbay?

find my libbay by CambridgeBudday July 23, 2018

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find my Johnson

This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.

Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.

find my Johnson by Wiz Khalifalexander March 14, 2011

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i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

i need to find my backpack by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

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Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

Can't find my ass by ab5sr May 12, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

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find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

find the square root of my dick by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

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