Fattening

The collective term for a group of chonky cats.

I missed feeding time for my chonks by 1 minute and the whole fattening almost murdered me for it!

by palauanguy86 April 8, 2022

fattening

The quality in food that will potentially make someone fatter. A high content of fats, calories, etc.

That butter cake is extremely fattening.

by Old Scratch October 29, 2006

Fattening

When something happens that's basically annoying, but it goes beyond this..especially applies to when something unintentional or unusual happens. Also Related to Thinining.

Someone goes to work and its been cancelled; Thats extremely fattening.

"I've just dropped my new torch, that's Fat".

by Danilius November 19, 2009

Fattening-rod

male genitalia, penis,

She got a right slap of the fattening-rod

by irishman555555 April 8, 2011

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020