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A fat guy or girl's fake life they brag about online
Guy online: Oh yeah, my girlfriend has DDDs, we had a threesome with Megan Fox the other day.

Other guy online: Dude, you're like 400 pounds in real life, stop talking about your fatasy
Fatasy by grisecerise November 7, 2010

Fatass Jonny 

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.
Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.
Fatass Jonny by exxarushii February 8, 2022

Fantasy Cuck 

The team in your league that watches their team get fucked all season by everyone else in the league.
Damn Jason went 2-11 and even lost by 100 points one week, he’s this year’s Fantasy Cuck.
Fantasy Cuck by DiabloDog June 15, 2020
Fat vagina
Monzkie has FATAYTAY
a lot of people wanted to have FATAYTAY
Damnnn! thats one hairy FATAYTAY :O
Fataytay by Bulldog@meow August 30, 2019

Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life

A baby boy living his own fantasy life forever
anything goes wrong from his plan baby boy will reporting police come and gets you arrested
when baby boy settle done everything will spoke to you moral, ( what cant do , what cant belive .

0 income but Free $ from parents a boy forever in complain his perfect life. ( second hand GF, Family ,Friend, Neigbour,Cat , and stupid expensive toy )

baby boy laughing friends parents join the chat party .

since is baby boy he too scare
anything his own stuff to any public delete every account got related him..XD
Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life

fantasy fest 

an awesome nude and lush-fest that takes place at the end of October in Key West on Duval Street. Girls will show their boobies for beads, wear nothing but latex, and let you lick Redi-Whip off their nipples. It's also an outlet for the local gay population, but they hang out at the south end of Duval STreet.
I'm going to get trashed at Fantasy Fest this weekend and take pictures of girl in latex!
fantasy fest by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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