Fapu

A person that spends almost all their free time masturbating. They usually hide in dark corners and are known for their loud mating call "fapu fapu" made from their hand striking their pubic mound repeatedly.

Dammit fapu! That's the fifth time this week!

by WALNUT HUNTER December 13, 2011

FAPU

Fun. Athletic. People. of. Uganda.

"I'm apart of the FAPU."
"Damn, she should be in the FAPU."

by williamissifriggincool September 19, 2011

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Fapulous

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

by The1Atheist January 4, 2014