FAFCAL

v. An acronym standing for "Fuck a freshmen, change a life". The act of a college upper-classmen having sexual intercourse with a college freshmen.

- Bob "How is your welcome week going?"
- Larry "Great! I've been to a lot of parties and have gotten shit-faced basically ever night so far. I have even FAFCALed twice!"
- Bob - "Wow! nice work. I tried to FAFCAL last night but got cock blocked real bad"

by Shivakamini Somakandarkram September 17, 2013

Faecal

It means of, pertaining to or consisting of faeces; shitty, crappy, excremental.

“Malcolm, I’ve seen toilet bowls full of rotting faecal matter with more charisma than you!”

by AKACroatalin April 20, 2015

fafalily

the best tiktoker of all time and best singer on tiktok

i love fafalily he brightens up my day

by fafalily stan September 3, 2020

Faecal Encephalopathy

If you wind up in the emergency room because, say, you were trying to launch bottle rockets out of your anus, you can expect to hear this term thrown around. Latin, or pseudo-latin, is often used to convey unflattering terms and make it sound grandiloquent to the uninformed (or faecal-encephalopathic) ear.

Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains

that guy has some serious Faecal Encephalopathy

by Doc. Vmill July 3, 2010

Fafalafasaurus

A creature that roams the earth, but still remains undiscovered by scientists. So intellectual and deceitful, it has never been seen, but its existence is known

Sean: Hey Faf, where were you hiding during hide-and-seek, i couldn't find you!

Faf: I know, I felt like a fafalafasaurus when you didn't find me.

by fafalafasaurus May 26, 2010

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013