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faith over facts
The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda
The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can
"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".
"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".
faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016
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DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS
A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.
DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020
Alternative facts
"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"
Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017
And them's the facts
Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable
Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts
- bland
- overused
- predictable
Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts
And them's the facts by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone; for example:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris Facts:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization “Kick Drugs Out of America”. If the organization’s name were “Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America”, there wouldn’t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography
Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you’re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dang eyes off.
The word ‘Kill’ was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were ‘Die’, ‘Beer’, and ‘What’.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization “Kick Drugs Out of America”. If the organization’s name were “Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America”, there wouldn’t be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography
Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you’re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.”
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dang eyes off.
The word ‘Kill’ was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were ‘Die’, ‘Beer’, and ‘What’.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris Facts by Anisettekiss November 16, 2006
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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