#FatShameingWeek Is where a bunch of moronic fuckstake pictures of fat people without them knowing, post It on the internet, and laugh at them.
Dumbass1: hue hue hue look at dis fat ass (link to picture) #fatshameingweek
Dumbass2: looooooooooooooooool u hav not seen DIS fat ass (link to picture) #fatshamingweek
Normal person: good lord the stupidity of people like you...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.