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Stands for "finger probability". The probability or likelihood that a girl is or will be willing to be fingered.
I want to hang out with Julie tonight because she has a high F.P.

Let's ditch these chicks; their F.P.s are too low.

I was away at an all-girls camp for the summer; therefore, my F.P. is now quite high.
F.P. by LesBendi August 22, 2011
Words you can keep
All chat and no sex make IRC nerds f@p f@p
f@p by X3R December 14, 2008
Related Words
F.P.A. F&P f/p f@p F.P.A.N.O. f-p-p-f F.P.S.I.H M.F.P T.F.P D.F.P.
F&P stands for Fuck and Punch. At the the conclusion of a one night stand, the girl punches the guy in the face as hard as she can, then proceeds to leave without ever explaining. Note: The chick will never have recollection of the event.
Julia: "How'd it go last night?"

Stef: "It went awesome. Not only was he large and in charge, I also F&P-ed the bastard too."
F&P by crazygirljulia September 18, 2011
Fair play. Used to express correctness or okay. Taken from sports where it is judged if the play, is within the rules.
Bob "I just dropped my phone. I got a new one though."
Rob "F.P"

or

Bob "I just dropped my phone. I got a new one though."
Rob "F.P, F.P"

F.P by Pavster May 29, 2007
fair play,similar to fair enough as in what you have just said is acceptable, or makes sense. It is an abbreviation.
Y="I'm going to dye my keyboard using plastic dye"
x="Why?"
Y= Because at the moment it's beige and I want it black"
x ="well that's f/p"
f/p by Liz Smith May 2, 2008
F.P (eff dot pee) is FINSBURY PARK, NORTH LONDON N.4.
Home of the park, Arsenal Football Club, the Terrorist mosque, Fontill road shopping, RISE festival, Rowans bowling, Orleans night club and the rest of the GRIZZLE that roam Seven Sisters road. Some more nerdy, middle class people that have moved to F.P call it 'krapy' or 'Krapy Rubsnif' (finsbury park backwards) because they're nerds and don 't know the ways.
1.It's time to go back to F.P .
2.Yes i agree.
F.P by Local man December 9, 2008
A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.
Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P
F&P by Thornberrry June 18, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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