1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.
2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.
2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.
by Klitzke May 18, 2008
Get the F.L.S. mug.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
Get the R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L mug.by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
Get the R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L. mug.Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.
Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.
by Drea Marie April 7, 2007
Get the C.F.L.S. mug.by cjjninoh August 20, 2021
Get the S-F-L-S mug.It means, Strangers to Friends to Lovers to Strangers.
"From Strangers to Friends, friends into Lovers and Strangers again." It is from the song Strange by Celeste, please go listen to it. It is absolutely beautiful.
"From Strangers to Friends, friends into Lovers and Strangers again." It is from the song Strange by Celeste, please go listen to it. It is absolutely beautiful.
"You know how relationship goes, s-f-l-s. Nothing ever lasts."
"S-F-L-S, we are in the love part right now, so I have to ready for us being strangers again."
"S-F-L-S, we are in the love part right now, so I have to ready for us being strangers again."
by cjjninoh August 20, 2021
Get the S-F-L-S mug.Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
by buzzardbait February 26, 2011
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