F-ton

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An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

F-ton by xccs December 3, 2014

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metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

metric f-ton by sjohnswj October 23, 2008

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ftone

ftone or f-tone, noun,

the f-tone, middle "F" on the piano, is considered by physicists to be the tonic of nature.

f-tone is associated with the fourth, green, heart chakra.

noun - used as a mantra for meditation.

A person might play the ftone and hold that note so it plays a constant middle "f". They would then use the constant tone for a mantra to assist them in their practice of meditation.

ftone by Paul Grigsby November 5, 2005

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fton Famil

Afton family (Deleted A&Y)
AU From A tiktoker named Shallowmoonlight

*Elizabeth Afton(1st one to die in the family and died from going close to Circus baby

*Christepher Afton(2nd one to die in the family and did from his older brother from putting chris's head in fredbear's mouth)*
*Clara Roselle Afton(3rd one to die in the family and got in a car crash from driving off a cliff)
* William Afton(Died from getting chased into spring bonnie The amitronic is now named springtrap)
*Micheal Terance Afton(Went to ever pizzareia because his father said so and went to sisterlocation and died from getting scoped by ennard and the scooper)

Elizabeth: Circus Baby & Scrap baby
Chris: Shadow Freddy
Clara: Bollora
William: Springbonnie/Spring Trap & Scrap Trap
Micheal: Walking corpus/Rot & Nightmare Foxy

Dove: The Afton Family~!🎶🎵
Some Hater: Its now called fton Famil

fton Famil by Tik Tok: Shallowmoonlight June 29, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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