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An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
F-ton by xccs December 3, 2014
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metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.
Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.
metric f-ton by sjohnswj October 23, 2008
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F-ton metric f-ton ftone fton Famil F.T.W. f. F.R.E.D F.B.I F NAF F.a.S
ftone or f-tone, noun,

the f-tone, middle "F" on the piano, is considered by physicists to be the tonic of nature.

f-tone is associated with the fourth, green, heart chakra.

noun - used as a mantra for meditation.
A person might play the ftone and hold that note so it plays a constant middle "f". They would then use the constant tone for a mantra to assist them in their practice of meditation.
ftone by Paul Grigsby November 5, 2005

fton Famil 

Afton family (Deleted A&Y)
AU From A tiktoker named Shallowmoonlight

*Elizabeth Afton(1st one to die in the family and died from going close to Circus baby

*Christepher Afton(2nd one to die in the family and did from his older brother from putting chris's head in fredbear's mouth)*
*Clara Roselle Afton(3rd one to die in the family and got in a car crash from driving off a cliff)
* William Afton(Died from getting chased into spring bonnie The amitronic is now named springtrap)
*Micheal Terance Afton(Went to ever pizzareia because his father said so and went to sisterlocation and died from getting scoped by ennard and the scooper)

Elizabeth: Circus Baby & Scrap baby
Chris: Shadow Freddy
Clara: Bollora
William: Springbonnie/Spring Trap & Scrap Trap
Micheal: Walking corpus/Rot & Nightmare Foxy
Dove: The Afton Family~!🎶🎵
Some Hater: Its now called fton Famil
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