F-ton 

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

F-ton by xccs December 3, 2014

metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

metric f-ton by sjohnswj October 23, 2008

ftone 

ftone or f-tone, noun,

the f-tone, middle "F" on the piano, is considered by physicists to be the tonic of nature.

f-tone is associated with the fourth, green, heart chakra.

noun - used as a mantra for meditation.

A person might play the ftone and hold that note so it plays a constant middle "f". They would then use the constant tone for a mantra to assist them in their practice of meditation.

ftone by Paul Grigsby November 5, 2005

fton Famil 

Afton family (Deleted A&Y)
AU From A tiktoker named Shallowmoonlight

*Elizabeth Afton(1st one to die in the family and died from going close to Circus baby

*Christepher Afton(2nd one to die in the family and did from his older brother from putting chris's head in fredbear's mouth)*
*Clara Roselle Afton(3rd one to die in the family and got in a car crash from driving off a cliff)
* William Afton(Died from getting chased into spring bonnie The amitronic is now named springtrap)
*Micheal Terance Afton(Went to ever pizzareia because his father said so and went to sisterlocation and died from getting scoped by ennard and the scooper)

Elizabeth: Circus Baby & Scrap baby
Chris: Shadow Freddy
Clara: Bollora
William: Springbonnie/Spring Trap & Scrap Trap
Micheal: Walking corpus/Rot & Nightmare Foxy

Dove: The Afton Family~!🎶🎵
Some Hater: Its now called fton Famil

fton Famil by Tik Tok: Shallowmoonlight June 29, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016