erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours. Time to ereject.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009

erejection

erejection (n.)

When the ability to urinate is compromised by an erection. The most common situation is waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but your erection rejects the ability to urinate and, if well-endowed, perhaps even the ability to seat yourself on the toilet.

guy1: "no i didnt sleep well. i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and had to just wait there for what seemed like forever for my erection to go away."

guy2: "sounds like a classic case of erejection. you couldn't just sit down?"

guy1: "no, my penis is too big."

guy2: "thats not what jenny said..."

by cb061289 March 23, 2011

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

sir-rejection

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

by jpg3 April 12, 2014

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

Erection Avenue

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.

She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018