Computer based surveillance system controlled by the infamous Demi Tech and his ex-partner/traitor, Arch Demi Tech(CSY). Performs illegal operations, bluescreens and various other crashes - very unreliable. The Demi-Bot is a varient of Eyeguard.

"Tis I, Eyeguard!"
"Eyegaurd has performed a fatal exception in..."
"Eyeguard has performed an illegal operation."

Eyeguard by Grandmaster Perrins November 29, 2004

Related Words

Eyegun • eye gunk • eyegina • Elegunt • eyeginity • Eyeguard • eyegum • eye guzzling • eye-tunes • eye gangster

eyegina

A phenomenon whereby one's eyes appear vagina-like or vagina-esque, often caused by an inflammation of the eyelids.

Oh Lordy, Mary has a couple of eyeginas! She sure do look tired.

eyegina by Jethro Parchessi August 16, 2007

eyeginity

Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks eyes with another person, usually of the opposite sex,for a period longer than 1.86 seconds in which an "Eye fuck" takes place. This can usually be accompanied with a slight smile and/or raising of the eyebrows. Sometimes a person can unwillingly lose their eyeginity to a fugly person at the mall, but this is usually because they are a stoner and not paying attention.

"Shit man, I lost my eyeginity to that nasty blonde at bongs n' such last night, I wasn't even drunk."

eyeginity by Spikedgauntletpunchyourface420 December 21, 2008

eyegina

some ppl of asian descent have this, it is when your eyes are squinty and you have little to no eyelashes, leaving a smooth slit where your eyes should be, resembling a vagina

you betta sleep wit one eye open foo! someone might hump you in your eyegina!

eyegina by jacobvandy May 4, 2006

Elegunt

Adjective describing ladies of a certain girth, refinement and beauty, referring to both an overall gracefulness, and that particular lady's 'trouble section'. This elegunt creature can be seen at any neighbourhood WalMart, voting republican in one of the square states, and at any given 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant throughout North America, and many, many parts of the UK. On occasion, it can also work for men. I.e. John Travolta and Kevin Federline.

I was watching something with that Rosie O’Donnell. Wow, she is so charming, demure and soft spoken in ‘real’ life. Dare I say, she is one elegunt woman? Oh, I dare.

Elegunt by jamesleblanc June 1, 2013

eyegum

Something that glues the viewer so much, they can't look elsewhere

"Wow, that series is such an eyegum!"

eyegum by Mosey Anon September 14, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026