eyegum 

Something that glues the viewer so much, they can't look elsewhere

"Wow, that series is such an eyegum!"

eyegum by Mosey Anon September 14, 2017

Eyeguard

Computer based surveillance system controlled by the infamous Demi Tech and his ex-partner/traitor, Arch Demi Tech(CSY). Performs illegal operations, bluescreens and various other crashes - very unreliable. The Demi-Bot is a varient of Eyeguard.

"Tis I, Eyeguard!"
"Eyegaurd has performed a fatal exception in..."
"Eyeguard has performed an illegal operation."

Eyeguard by Grandmaster Perrins November 29, 2004

Eyecum 

A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.

Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.

Eyecum by Harchan January 16, 2008

Eyegun 

A French Nova Scotian slang term which is synonymous with the insult "Faggot"

The only people that go to the pride festival are Eyeguns

Eyegun by NiqueTaRace October 2, 2019

eyeumeumeyo 

meow meow meow wi wi wi

That cat is so cute, eyeumeumeyo!

eyeumeumeyo by thegooster March 6, 2025