eyeginity

Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks eyes with another person, usually of the opposite sex,for a period longer than 1.86 seconds in which an "Eye fuck" takes place. This can usually be accompanied with a slight smile and/or raising of the eyebrows. Sometimes a person can unwillingly lose their eyeginity to a fugly person at the mall, but this is usually because they are a stoner and not paying attention.

"Shit man, I lost my eyeginity to that nasty blonde at bongs n' such last night, I wasn't even drunk."

by Spikedgauntletpunchyourface420 December 21, 2008

Eyemidity

When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.

"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"

by etymologee March 30, 2017

earginity

The virginity of the ears. Usually associated with heavy dubstep songs, before listening to which, people are told they will lose their earginity. Losing one's earginity doesn't change anything, it's just a way to show how sick a dubstep song is.

Stoner 1: Yo man, have u heard dis shit? It's fuckin' nuts!
Stoner 2: No man, put it on!
Stoner 1: Get ready to lose your earginity!

by identificator January 9, 2012