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eyeginity 

Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks eyes with another person, usually of the opposite sex,for a period longer than 1.86 seconds in which an "Eye fuck" takes place. This can usually be accompanied with a slight smile and/or raising of the eyebrows. Sometimes a person can unwillingly lose their eyeginity to a fugly person at the mall, but this is usually because they are a stoner and not paying attention.
"Shit man, I lost my eyeginity to that nasty blonde at bongs n' such last night, I wasn't even drunk."
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When you get a bit teary-eyed after seeing something heartwarming or emotional, either in person or especially in social media; the level of mistiness you have afterseeing something heartwarming or emotional.
"Bruh...when I saw my daughter walk across that stage and get her diploma, my eyemidity went up..."

"I just saw that video of Bruno Mars singing to the girl who was in a coma. Eymidity level: 99.9%"
Eyemidity by etymologee March 30, 2017
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earginity 

The virginity of the ears. Usually associated with heavy dubstep songs, before listening to which, people are told they will lose their earginity. Losing one's earginity doesn't change anything, it's just a way to show how sick a dubstep song is.
Stoner 1: Yo man, have u heard dis shit? It's fuckin' nuts!
Stoner 2: No man, put it on!
Stoner 1: Get ready to lose your earginity!
earginity by identificator January 9, 2012

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026