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Eye drops 

a mix if jizz and tears
When a penis enters the eye of a person giving a bj, resulting in eye drops, and possibly an infection.
Eye drops by IMDIRTY March 9, 2011

Swedish Eye Drops 

When you have a guy cum into eyes as a form of eye drops:
Honey, my eyes are kind of dry. Can you do that Swedish Eye Drops thing?
Swedish Eye Drops by Billcosbyeatme September 16, 2017

egyptinan eye drops

The act of slowly pissing on someone's face after they give you head, effectively covering their face in both semen and piss.
After she blew me I gave her the ol' Egyptinan Eye Drops!

Welsh Eye drops 

When a man cums in both of his partner's eyes.
Oh hey cindy. Craig came over last night and he treated me to Welsh Eye Drops.
Welsh Eye drops by token99 April 4, 2009

Chocolate Eye Drop 

While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.
This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.

Ethiopian Eye Drop 

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).
The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrhea.
Ethiopian Eye Drop by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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