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Cold Water Extraction 

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.
Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.
totally excited about cloud storage, of or related to the exciting growth of extant backup limited globally, excited beyond any measure of life
I am so extantic, I.T. is the most extantic field in the world, man that girl is totally extantic
extantic by Trevste June 11, 2016

posterior extraction 

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.
Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."
posterior extraction by frnkly April 28, 2008

extratize 

when something has been so largely exaggerated, you don't even wanna listen to the exaggerator anymore. ever.

often done with a wagging finger to a captive audience.
nurse: don't you believe that moses was handed the ten commandments and that they were the word of god and all gays will be killed come judgement day and if you smoke spliffs you are really damned an' the only way to save yourself is to go to church sundays an' you betta be lookin' fiiine while your there or satan gon git yo' wicked, sorry ass...

patient: no need to extratize. i already know what you's about.
extratize by shanipriya August 14, 2010

extradiculous 

Something so nonsensical and preposterous, it can be labeled as “beyond absurd.”
“I’ve seen high gas prices, but these are just extradiculous!”
extradiculous by GarBear & KellyKel October 21, 2010

Creampie extraction 

creampie extraction is the practice of extracting cum from a girl's vagina with a syringe closely associated with the term diaspora cuck
Dude i think my daughter has been out with an diasporant go fetch me the syringe and i'll give her a creampie extraction
Creampie extraction by seiyo October 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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