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exchlamatory no 

the almost instant denial of responsibility you may hear from a past or present sexual partner after informing him/her that you just tested positive for a sexually transmitted infection.
The exchlamatory no does not necessarily take the form of a "no;" the only essential element is a denial. Responses such as "I just got tested a month/two weeks/a day ago and got a clean bill of health," "You're lying!" or "I don't have it" also qualify. The term is derived from the words "chlamydia" and "exclamatory."
exchlamatory no by Moggraider October 6, 2010

explanatory brigade 

Explanatory brigade (russian "пояснительная бригада") is a fictional special operation forces who land to the comment section on signal flare launching and explain you why meme you're looking at is funny.
What does that mean? Calling the explanatory brigade! *fires*
explanatory brigade by hidden_owl January 29, 2022

Exploratory Thumb 

The act of rubbing and inserting your thumb in a girls ass while engaging in doggystyle sex to gage her interest in anal...
I wasn't sure if she was up for anal so i gave her the exploratory thumb to find out if she was down
Exploratory Thumb by Q420 July 3, 2009

Exploratory Husband 

A man who is married, but at times ventures outside of the union to explore other options.

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Person one: "Who's that walking down the street?"

Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."

Person one: "Exploratory husband?"

Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that

the woman he's with...isn't his wife."
Exploratory Husband by Brain Food December 11, 2009

exploratory wipe 

The first wipe after dropping a duce. This wipe is necessary in order for determining if further wiping of the ass is necessary. In rare instances of "the perfect shit," only the exploratory wipe will be necessary.
Jim: Last night Cody gambled and didn't take an exploratory wipe.

Steve: What happened?

Jim: Well, let's just say he crapped out.

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory 

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.