the almost instant denial of responsibility you may hear from a past or present sexual partner after informing him/her that you just tested positive for a sexually transmitted infection.
The exchlamatory no does not necessarily take the form of a "no;" the only essential element is a denial. Responses such as "I just got tested a month/two weeks/a day ago and got a clean bill of health," "You're lying!" or "I don't have it" also qualify. The term is derived from the words "chlamydia" and "exclamatory."
Explanatory brigade (russian "пояснительная бригада") is a fictional special operation forces who land to the comment section on signal flare launching and explain you why meme you're looking at is funny.
The first wipe after dropping a duce. This wipe is necessary in order for determining if further wiping of the ass is necessary. In rare instances of "the perfect shit," only the exploratory wipe will be necessary.
Jim: Last night Cody gambled and didn't take an exploratory wipe.
Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.
Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.