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excommunicado 

Excluded or kicked out of a group, posse, gang, organization. No longer under the protection by a group. Shit out of luck, no one will communicate with you, but everyone is willing to kill you. i.e. John Wick
You have been John Wicked buddy , good luck you have one hour to live because everyone is after you. As of now you are Excommunicado
excommunicado by Filipino-irishman February 13, 2017

Texcommunicate 

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.
Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.
Texcommunicate by mriojas May 20, 2013

exbrommunicate 

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for exbrommunication.

An exbrommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.
A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's exbrommunicated for that one.
exbrommunicate by drew7667 April 6, 2009

ex-communicate 

(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.
Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."

Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"
ex-communicate by UncoGirl July 10, 2006

Excommunication 

when a former significant other cuts off all contact with someone following a breakup.
After I broke up with Jane, she no longer speaks to me and even blocked me on Facebook. It was a total excommunication.
Excommunication by PhoneCall October 6, 2011

excommunicated 

To get thoroughly intoxicated to the point where nothing matters anymore. This often includes blacking out.
Kenny: "Hey, man, what are you doing after finals?"
Keith: "I'm about to get excommunicated..."
Kenny: "Hell yeah."
excommunicated by thePope August 21, 2013