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Exclude
The act of purposely leaving out someone you and your friend group hates, even though this person may think otherwise. Typically, this person performed an action or said something to cause their exclusion.
Exclude by JpMorgan122334 January 12, 2019
Embrace Math, Exclude Myth
When the Trump’s campaign team should stop playing the political game by defending their boss’s false claim of fraudulent electoral voting in states where he is trailing his opponent and start admitting that more than half of the electorate had voted to fire the Commander in Cheat or Pinocchio-in-Chief.
As more mail-in ballots in the key battleground states confirm the trend that Biden is outperforming Trump, it’s politically childish or selfish for Trump’s allies and his campaign team to give him the false hope that he’d still win the election via frivolous lawsuits, when they’d tell him off “to embrace math, exclude myth.”
Embrace Math, Exclude Myth by MathPlus November 7, 2020
present company excluded
present company excluded by arkanciscan October 6, 2011
Encluded
A variation on the words "included" and "enclosed", wherein the human just doesn't care enough to use the proper word and instead makes up his own.
The attachment is encluded in this email.
Encluded by Jack Alphonse October 13, 2011
Exclode
Exclode by PapaLinguini January 26, 2021
exclouded
exclouded by Ultramegapotato January 21, 2015
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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