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encloudenate 

To fully immerse yourself in the internet clouds to help make them fluffy and white.
We need to send Miceli to a cloud administration class so he can encloudenate himself.
encloudenate by j$.devops April 26, 2017

Fuck the duck until exploded 

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.
I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

exploded ham 

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
exploded ham by giraffe-o May 31, 2007

Exploded Jeans 

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.
Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
Exploded Jeans by Mista C November 8, 2021
to leave someone or somethng out
i like to exclude gangsta people from my life
exclude by loser_kid May 13, 2005

present company excluded 

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.
Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.