Eviction

Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).

“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul”

by True words by Oliver October 28, 2019

Eviction Pussy

A vagina that has been penetrated so hard and consistently that it no longer has walls; usually appears on thots, hoes and pornstars

Why would I want to fuck her brah? She got that eviction pussy.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015

Eviction Anxiety

fear of being kicked out regardless reality

I gotta rent a room by next month!
Dude. Your eviction anxiety's kicking in again! Nobody's kicking you out...yet.

by Jedd A Diah May 11, 2020

Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.

Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice

by Unclenono October 10, 2021

Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.

Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE

by Unclenono October 10, 2021

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023

Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014