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"Bro you boutta get evicted"
"Oh shit bruh"
evict by dkdjdjdjdjdkdndjd May 20, 2015
Words you can keep

evict the turtle 

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle
"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
evict horizon by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Evict The Groundhog 

To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.
Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
Evict The Groundhog by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024
Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.
Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)
Evita by .Epic fail of epic win. December 7, 2011
Just like from smodeu your probably trying to do leviathan from obey me shall we date if so the definition is you are an Otaku king/queen or an Otaku in training and if you just suched this up randomly your a normie
That person is an eviatha I think
eviatha by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021

Vaginal Eviction 

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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