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Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.
I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
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What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.

See (Order: Fagales

Family: Fagaceae

Genus: Fagus)
Like a tree, Claude had basically planted himself on South Beach. In fact, he's a South Beech.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
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The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.
Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.
Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.
I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.

I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.
I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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