poppilopo's definitions

South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.

When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.

I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Blotch

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

erect horizon

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Beech

Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.

See (Order: Fagales

Family: Fagaceae

Genus: Fagus)

Like a tree, Claude had basically planted himself on South Beach. In fact, he's a South Beech.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009