The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.
I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.
I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.
Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.
I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.
See (Order: Fagales
Family: Fagaceae
Genus: Fagus)
See (Order: Fagales
Family: Fagaceae
Genus: Fagus)
by poppilopo June 12, 2009