poppilopo's definitions

cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.

I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-larogenouos

The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.

I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.

I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-lar-sodomy

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.

When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

erect horizon

The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.

I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009