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by poppilopo June 4, 2009
Get the electrosatiation mug.If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".
by poppilopo June 4, 2009
Get the Procrastinator's Motto mug.Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the South Bleach mug.The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.
Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the South Blotch mug.What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the South Beached mug.Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, she got knocked-up during spring break in Daytona Beach.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
Get the Flo-rid-a-tot mug.An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.
I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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