Everqueer

A person or persons who partake in a virtual land of carebears and faggotry, better known as Everquest.

Tell those Everqueers to get off our PvP forum, GG thnx.

by Azaroth March 26, 2004

Everqueer 2

The shitty sequel to the shitty prequel Everqueer 1, the MMORPG.

I converted from WoW to Everqueer 2! That's one more wrist scar.

by Loonatik420 August 13, 2009

EverQuest Widow

Spouse of an EverQuest player. If EQ player found dead, widow can often only identify them in profile, seated, hands on keyboard. Described as widowhood, as partner is largely ignored, except when asked how to spell a word in a thread post(or when widow is asked to order pizza).

"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yes, that's why he didn't come on vacation with me."
OR
"Your husband/wife plays EverQuest?"
"Yeah, I'm an EverQuest widow."

by littlewoo September 13, 2008

everbeer

everbeer is a concoction devised of 1 shot of everclear and a full busch light, chugging it then screaming EVERBEER!!! possibly resulting in throwing up in your friends kitchen.

some dude just took an everbeer drink and passed out after throwing up on his girlfriend

by Doug Sampson November 9, 2010

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

everquest

A highly destructive psychological plague released by the neo-nazi affiliate, Verant. Symptoms of the virus include a brief sense of accomplishment followed by a rapid succession of worthlessness, the inability to function in a social setting, and permanent detrimental effects to one’s chances of getting laid. The only known cure is suicide, or Everquest II.

"Everquest only seconds Linux as a birth control method" - Anonymous

by Mark Lam February 9, 2004

everquest

Something that slowly withdraws you from 'real' life, in which your daily chores become a means to a never ending end - hence the 'ever' in quest. The more you play this game, the more it will strangle you. 'Real' life activities such as waiting for the bus will most likely entail vivid thoughts of what you'd do if you could catch a female dark elf in real life or perhaps weighing up whether or not to buy a mug that makes you more intelligent. Enjoyment does not come from the actual play of the game as it is extremely repetative, rather it comes from the immense sense of power you hold over 'newbies' or those of lower 'level than you - Overall then, quite a decent computer game.

"Dave's gone mad playing Everquest and consequently now thinks he's Level 60 Necromancer"

"Mike used to play Everquest all day but now he just snorts Ketamine insted"

"Jonny's wife gave birth but he stayed at home playing Everquest"

"Although Bobs mother was having a heart attack, he was just too close to leveling to phone the emergency services in time"

by Nimular Scytheshadow April 3, 2005