Everist

another word for irony particularly in reference to ironic names.

john: haha david short is really tall
steve: yeah thats an everist

by me me me October 16, 2008

everstuff

All kinds of things , cluckables, a collection of a bunch of random items.

I have everstuff in my backpack.

by Kr8zGrl January 15, 2014

Saving Everest

A heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself.

From the outside Everest Finley had it all. Beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks.

But that's from the outside, and everything isn't as it seems.

Everest Finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. The school's king quickly transforms into the schools new freak.

Beverly Davis is a loner. Invisible to everyone around her, she spends her days working and dealing with her irresponsible mom.

So what happens when the loner and the freak come together?

An unconventional love story.

-Saving Everest Summary

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by NekoWolfie July 24, 2017

evenist

someone who always has to be even with the people around them.

my friends lady got hit in the chin with a soft air gun and denied the offer to shoot me back. so i shot myself. i am an evenist

by jesef September 23, 2007

Summer Everitt

She is the weirdest person you will ever meet.She loves the tv show friends and drama.Most people think she is shy as she does not pay attention therefore she does not know what to say.However,she is very loud around her friends and will scream peppa pig at the top of her voice.She also has a best friend that she loves so much,she has no idea how much she means to her.She has even been on trips together and she is basically like a sister to her.I love you so much if you are watching this.

Summer Everitt is so weird Summer Everitt Summer Everitt

by nobody_503 May 9, 2020

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

Evaristo

He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.

Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah

Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.

Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!

by PickaFury October 9, 2016