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Evaristas 

he is a kind trustworthy guy that just wants to make his friends laugh he usually puts on a tough exterior but he's soft and loving inside he also is a weird guy that likes to make weapons and he spends most of his time trying to create explosives out of ink and paper
guy 1: hey what's the guy doing
guy 2: yeah that's Evaristas he has been trying to make some kind of bomb in the back of the class the whole lesson there are rumours he made some kind of ink bomb and through it at someone

guy 1: wow that's weird don't want to mess with that guy
Evaristas friend: he isn't actually that bad he is just a bit weird but when you get to know him he's ok

meanwhile in the back of the class Evaristas: finally i finished this is sure to work now to wait for the right moment muahahahah MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMAHAHAHAMAHAHAHA
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Evaristo 

He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.
Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah

Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.

Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!
Evaristo by PickaFury October 9, 2016
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Evaristus 

Evaristus is a kind guy who knows how to talk to the ladies and is usually offended when being talked about behind their back. Evaristus chooses to stay single so he can do what he likes with girls without being guilty.
He is of strong virtue and courage and is usually called 'Eva' (feminine), as opposed to 'Evra' (masculine).

He has a nice smile and is not afraid to stand up when being challenged
Evaristus by Happy mob May 8, 2021

Evariste 

Personne ayant un faible pour les femmes, il a par ailleurs un cœur de Pierre, il ne tombe pas amoureux.

Tout au long de ça vie cela lui posera problème…

Cependant il a un très grand cœur, toujours présent dans les pires moment, il est le meilleur confident possible.

Plus discret dans les bons moment, il n’aime pas être au centre de l’attention.

Son manque de confiance en lui nécessite par ailleurs des attentions et des marques de tendresse.
Evariste by Ano1234567890 November 21, 2021

evariste 

see fartknocker

also visit www.lllwatch.blogspot.com
evariste = fartknocker available at www.lllwatch.blogspot.com
evariste by charlesJ September 24, 2004

everistus 

one of the smartest and intelligent people you will ever meet.He is fun to be around.He is handsome and gentle who have all the girls crawling all over just to talk to him. He is also loving and caring. Any girl will be lucky to have a guy like Everistus
Everistus has Friends around him because of his intelligent, gentleness, and his caring
everistus by THE ECONOMICS March 2, 2019

evanistus 

Evanistus is the name of a guy from America. He is incandescent and absolutely charming. But objectionally an introvert. It takes time for him to make real friends and even talk to people. Once he falls in love or if he thinks he did , he will either marry her or become a priest. His love for life is amazing. Mostly sadistic and loves travelling .
Ohh Albert Einstein was so Evanistus
evanistus by anonymous November 24, 2021