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the state of being completely even
I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.
evenity by Mark Adamowicz May 27, 2005
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Close to even. A figure of speach.
Do these Christmas Ornaments look evenish?
evenish by Slikyrik November 28, 2013

elenista 

A really awesome person
Wow she’s such a Elenista
elenista by Elephant99 May 16, 2018
Evenita is someone who is very sweat and kind but is bad ass on the inside. Evinita would be the girl that everybody would want to date. She is normally the most angelic and beautiful girl in the world. But she is also very popular and bad ass and could kick any girls ass. All the girls would be jealous of her and they should be. Evenita is a girl that everyone likes and someone who would outstand all the other girls.
Ally: Jeez Evenita is very pretty.
Rio: I know, Jake said he likes her.
evenita by BalhBlahHalb May 30, 2018
another word for irony particularly in reference to ironic names.
john: haha david short is really tall
steve: yeah thats an everist
Everist by me me me October 16, 2008
A small pin-sized hole used to urinate from. Commonly present when either genitalia is absent.
Evan Rauch is one of the few people to have a evanist.
Evanist by JakTheReeper April 15, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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