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Evaristus 

Evaristus is a kind guy who knows how to talk to the ladies and is usually offended when being talked about behind their back. Evaristus chooses to stay single so he can do what he likes with girls without being guilty.
He is of strong virtue and courage and is usually called 'Eva' (feminine), as opposed to 'Evra' (masculine).

He has a nice smile and is not afraid to stand up when being challenged
Clean up your room Evaristus
Evaristus by Happy mob May 8, 2021
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Evariste 

Personne ayant un faible pour les femmes, il a par ailleurs un cœur de Pierre, il ne tombe pas amoureux.

Tout au long de ça vie cela lui posera problème…

Cependant il a un très grand cœur, toujours présent dans les pires moment, il est le meilleur confident possible.

Plus discret dans les bons moment, il n’aime pas être au centre de l’attention.

Son manque de confiance en lui nécessite par ailleurs des attentions et des marques de tendresse.
Hello my name is Evariste
Evariste by Ano1234567890 November 21, 2021

evariste 

see fartknocker

also visit www.lllwatch.blogspot.com
evariste = fartknocker available at www.lllwatch.blogspot.com
evariste by charlesJ September 24, 2004

everisto 

Everisto.
The best damn guy u could ever wish for and has the best D.
Damn Everisto so fucking fly.
everisto by Youngandfresher January 30, 2017

ebaristo 

Ugly ass fuck and will not get a single girlfriend
Ebaristo is anonymous person
ebaristo by ebaristo January 19, 2020

Evaristas 

he is a kind trustworthy guy that just wants to make his friends laugh he usually puts on a tough exterior but he's soft and loving inside he also is a weird guy that likes to make weapons and he spends most of his time trying to create explosives out of ink and paper
guy 1: hey what's the guy doing
guy 2: yeah that's Evaristas he has been trying to make some kind of bomb in the back of the class the whole lesson there are rumours he made some kind of ink bomb and through it at someone

guy 1: wow that's weird don't want to mess with that guy
Evaristas friend: he isn't actually that bad he is just a bit weird but when you get to know him he's ok

meanwhile in the back of the class Evaristas: finally i finished this is sure to work now to wait for the right moment muahahahah MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMAHAHAHAMAHAHAHA
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