He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.
Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah
Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.
Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!
Friend 2: yeah
Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.
Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!
by PickaFury October 09, 2016
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