Evans, LA

An extremely small town in Louisiana that consists of only a small grocery store, post office, small cafe', and like five churches. The guys are country, usually enjoy riding horses and stuff, and the girls are hot and usually married by the age 20. Guys hunt, girls cook. Also CANNOT DATE ANYONE FROM HERE IF YOU ARE FROM HERE. Chances are, you're related.

High school basketball is the main focus. An ideal place to grow up with all of your cousins.

Girl 1: You're 23, married and have two babies?!

Girl 2: You must be one of those sweet Evans, LA girls.

Boy 1: Met a hot chick.
Boy 2: Please tell me she's not from Evans, LA.
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 3: Dude, she's your 2nd cousin.

Evans, LA by etownngirl July 7, 2011

a la Evans

Someone whose true hobby is hunting down freebies, coupons, samples, and promotional offers with almost athletic dedication, regardless of whether the item is useful, relevant, or even wanted.

Compulsive collecting — They chase deals for the thrill, not the need.Coupon‑driven identity — Couponing isn’t a tool; it’s a personality trait.

Pre‑foodbank behaviour — Not in crisis, but operating one step below the threshold where freebies become survival rather than sport.

A la Evans defined
Freebie fixation — If it’s free, it’s irresistible, even if it’s a dog‑grooming voucher and they don’t own a dog.

a la Evans by McFly83 September 27, 2026

lawrence evans 

Lawrence's are well known for their fine, sexy, cute, handsome, irresistible qualities. They tend to have gentlemen like qualities and are always looking so fresh and so clean when around their girlfriend. These men are also known for their killer dimples, their amazing kissies and satisfying the girlfriend they love (girlfriends name usually is veronica)

Man walks by...

Girls: damnnnnn
Girl #1: did you see him?
Girl #2: mhmm
Girl #1: that man MUST be a Lawrence Evans

lawrence evans by veronika zen February 7, 2010

Landrey Evans

A kinda hearted girl who will do anything to make u happy,she’s a hard worker and if you treat her right she’ll treat u right,she’s been through a lot and if u have messed up she will forgive ,she’s a rest person to talk to when ur down and will put u before her,she’ll love u even if she’s mad at u and she will make u wanna never lose her.

Oh have u talked to landrey Evans ,yeah she’s so sweet she makes me feel wanted and cares

Landrey Evans by Landrey March 23, 2019

Landrey Evans

A girl that is hard working and if u treat her right she’ll treat u right,she will care for u when ur down she’ll take your broken heart and and replace it with hers,she’ll love u even tho u messed up and will always forgive u as long as u know u fucked up, she will always ask u what’s wrong and if u say nothing and something is really wrong she’ll know.

Landrey Evans is like crown it’s good but it’s better with coke~non drinkers that means life is good but it’s better with her in your life.

Landrey Evans by Landrey March 23, 2019

Evan Lam 

A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!

Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....

Evan Lam by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010

Evan Lathem 

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.

“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem

Evan Lathem by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019