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Eurotica 

erotica relating to European countries or people.
The ‘scatbook’ is full of Eurotica.
Eurotica by uttam maharjan February 18, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch

ayesha erotica

ayesha stan: "hey im listening to ayesha erotica"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
ayesha erotica by eva' July 20, 2022
I’m going to stand in the hallway as you get back from work, only half dressed, but all the things I know you want to see just out of reach. I’ll smirk at the shock on your face, and relish the pause before you go ballistic.

I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.

Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.

But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.

You moan harder.

I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I fucking love erotica
Erotica by LolGetMeHelp December 25, 2022
Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago

First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”

But I’m going to make you wait.

I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.

But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.

Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.

But I’m not going to help you undress.

As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica so far
Erotica by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016

erotically charged 

Indeffinitly horny; the act of being horny; aroused.
I am so erotically charged, the next thing that looks at me i will jump its bones!
erotically charged by kdawggyy November 10, 2006

Science Fiction Erotica 

Science fiction erotica also know as sci-fi erotica is basically books or movies involving humanoid monsters and beings from other worlds interacting with one another in a romantic/sexual type of manner.Very few people know about this genre.The popularity of this genre mainly derives from tv shows and many movies such as Avatar ,Star Trek,The Fifth Element,Angel,Star Wars, Stargate sg1,Charmed,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Beast Master,Xena the warrior princess, and twilight
White Human Male: Hi Zahara i know we have worked together on this ship for about a year and i've been looking at you for a while now and i can't help to see how lonely you are , your skin is the most beautiful shade of green i have ever seen, ummmmm would you like to come to my room tonight!

Green Alien Female: Well i have always wanted to fuck a human so sure .

White Human Male: Wow... well ok follow me !

(This is an example of Science Fiction Erotica )

inter species erotica 

when 2 different species have sex
Randal: So, you guys ready for a nice show of beastiality?

Sexy stud: It's inter species erotica , you fuck.

Randal: Inter species erotica.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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