Eurgen 

Eurgen is a real doofus, is not necessarily mean but doesn’t try to be nice. Eurgen is ignorant, makes no eye contact, always seems to have his tongue floating between his lips, and spits all over your face when he talks. Seedy looking, ugly af, sketchy, slack-jawed, and NEVER has a look of concentrating or concern. Never seems to focus or fixate on any physical objects in front of him. Grimaces all the time. His gullible behavior makes him seem senseless and quite rude. Older people look at him as extremely insulting even when he isn’t doing anything particularly wrong. People at school see him as wise and a loner. Classmates see his wisdom in his heroic ability to stall teachers during school and for his innate ability, is respected among most of his peers, even if they hate him. Oddly enough, he seems to completely beat the odds and get himself into multiple relationships because of his status of being a ‘bad boy’. Those girls misinterpret the news around him from his ability to stall classrooms as a conscious action to stand out and be cool. In this way Eurgen is a red flag poster for guys who want to know which girls are dumb enough to fall for him. He’s usually Swedish or Irish and is usually from a family of drunkard fishermen.

Teacher: Be quiet!

Eurgen: yayayeheeheehee! Beee qwuieehhttt! *slumps down into seat and stares at ceiling *

Teacher: *shakes head, resumes teaching*

Eurgen: *whispers* rub my belly, give me a jelly belly.

Teacher: What did you say! Stand up and go to the office , RIGHT NOW! Get up! Take your stuff with you you’re not coming back! *face red with exhaustion*

Students: *laughing stops*

Eurgen by Niftyquartz May 28, 2018

Eugene Backpack 

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.

"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."

Eugene Backpack by innocentEugenewithbackpack May 27, 2016

Code Eugene 

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.

Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*

Code Eugene by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016

Code Eugene 

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.

Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack

Code Eugene by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016

Maria Eugenia 

An amazing, powerfull, sweet, loyal, smart, sensitive, pasionate, hilarious and hot spanish woman.
Maria Eugenia is the type of woman who knows what she wants and who to get it. Her smile can get you up when you are felling down and with a look she can kill you or turn you on. Maria Eugenia is very crazy, speaks a lot and have a very strong personality. Maria Eugenia is the person who cares a lot about people and who is always there to give you a hug.

Guy1: She is and amazing girl
Guy2: I know, she is Maria Eugenia, the girl who drive me crazy

Maria Eugenia by aliennn22 January 20, 2019

Prinz Eugen 

1: A sexy, seductive, pretty, and juicy bombshell who loves making children. High-tier but not Top-tier mommy, though the absolute highest tier of woman.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.

1: Eugen is an absolute demon in bed.
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen today yet?

Prinz Eugen by DefinitelyNotaDegenerate July 28, 2022

Eugenio 

An extremely likable person who normally wanted as a dream boyfriend. Most people want to be him. This person is normally from Latin America. Girls want him and would do anything to get him.

I want to be a Eugenio!

Eugenio by Jnijfginr November 12, 2018