Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.
Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."
*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*
*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*
by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016
A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."
OR
"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
OR
"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
by HedgesLikesToFap October 16, 2015