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euphencitous 

That euphencitous trisexual ho stole my damn prison bitch!
euphencitous by ShoYooRight March 2, 2003

Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance
Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Empherenia

(Ehm-fuh-ree-knee-ah)

A word describing the act of not wanting to go to sleep, but also not aspiring to do anything else, thus not having a reason to stay awake. Especially common at night.
Near midnight, I was lying on my bed in a state of Empherenia.
Empherenia by JohnSorano67 October 13, 2020
Euchemics is the belief and/or practice of improving the quality of the human population(sometimes, even to the point of upgrading people to become superhuman) through designer drugs, anti anxiety drugs, safe stimulants, medicines, certain psychedelics, Nootropics, and research chemicals in combination with a healthy lifestyle. It's upgrading humanity, sometimes to the point of becoming superhuman. It is a social philosophy advocating the improvement of human life through responsible use of non-toxic drugs to achieve higher intelligence, treat mental illnesses, increasing strength, increasing life-span, curing deseases, and the ultimate goal of near indestructability. Also to reduce the number of people who use toxic drugs by educating society to say no to toxic drugs and using non-toxic drugs as an alternative. The ultimate goal of euchemics is achieving near indestructability. Side goals of euchemics include, super happiness, societal peace, superpowers, superhuman intelligence, ect.
Dude 1: I just consumed a small amount of GBL to deal with anxiety.
Chick 1: I consumed prolintane, phenylpiracetam and fluorenol to help me study.
Dude 2: I mixed cyclohexylaminopropane in this juice I drank to run the 3 K race.
All three: We upgraded ourselves with euchemics. All right!
Euchemics by CognitiveFuel November 25, 2014

euphancolia 

A mixed feeling, somwhere between euphoria and melancholy.
Imagine yourself in non-pandemic times making a great trip or even a whole Erasmus semester abroad. You are having a very good time and are maybe even a bit euphoric. Towards the end of your trip, there will be moments where you enjoy yourself a lot but also realize that this time will not last forever. That is euphancolia.
euphancolia by Danlod2 May 20, 2021

Euphcapulsy 

Pronounced: (EE-oof-ka-pulse-EE)

1.) A statement/word/remark that is ridiculously false.

2.) Something that is so untrue it makes you laugh.
On a rainy day:
"Man, this weather is beautiful." - Some dumbass
"That sir, is pure Euphcapulsy." - Not a dumbass
Euphcapulsy by Ottovan March 24, 2009