trisexual 

Due to contrary belief, trisexuals are not attracted to any living or nonliving thing. Instead, they are only sexually attracted to the tricerotops dinosaur. Most trisexual prefer horns inside of them instead of dicks.

Trisexual person: horns make me horny

trisexual by Thickеn May 30, 2017

Trisexual 

a person who is sexually attracted to men, women, and tricycles.

Mike: "yo, what's that guy doing with that bike?"

Steve: "No dude it's cool, he's probably just a trisexual."

Trisexual by GRG12467 March 4, 2009

Trisexual 

A person who is willing to try anything sexual at least once.

Richard Gere is a trisexual. That poor gerbil isn't.

Trisexual by ICUPatNIGHT August 8, 2009

Trisexual 

a person who's willing to have sexual relations and/or experiment with any other person regardless of their gender or tendency toward a specific sexual orientation

I'm straight but lately I've been feeling trisexual. I'll try anything!

Trisexual by Amelia Darehart January 12, 2011

Trisexual 

Well, you have heterosexual meaning straight. Homosexual meaning gay. Now we have Trisexual, where you're not gender orientated. You have no perimeters, and are happy to try pretty much anything.

I'm really advernturous in and out of the bedroom. I consider myself so open minded, I am in fact Trisexual.

Trisexual by Big Chocolate Button October 13, 2010

Trisexual 

A person who is physically attracted to men, women and animals.

My trisexual beliefs get me in trouble at church and the petting zoo.

Trisexual by Nick LaRose June 25, 2008

trisexual 

A person or persons actively engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone or anything, be he, she, or it animate or inanimate.

That man, he a trisexual!

trisexual by ShoYooRight March 2, 2003