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Eteri expiration date 

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Eternal Slumber 

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.
Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

Eternal Anglo

Eternal Anglo is a meme term to designate Britain and anglosphere
Based on "the erernal Jew", Eternal Anglo is presented at any level in different economic, social and political situations of the world throughout history, to ruin potentially great things for other countries and nations, most notably Germans and Slavs.
Russia would destroy turkshit empire in 1853 if it wasn't for Eternal Anglo
Eternal Anglo by Person|Man February 16, 2017

Eternal Atake

UZI JUST DROPPED ETERNAL ATAKE GUYS
Person 1: Man I wish Uzi dropped Eternal Atake back in 2019

Person 2: BRO UZI JUST DROPPED ETERNAL ATAKE

Person 1 & Person 2 : *proceed to make-out*
Eternal Atake by sambargod March 6, 2020

Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
Eternal Whale by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019