Eterir

(n.) An item purchased with every intention of being used, but which ultimately sits untouched, unread, or unused—serving only as a physical symbol of an aspirational lifestyle, ideal self, or aesthetic.
Derived from a blend of the French words étagère (shelf) and pourrir (to rot).

“These coffee tables books are really just an eterir!”

Eterir by Pierre Pants August 13, 2026

eTERRORIST 

eTERRORISTS are people who create fear among other people online. eterrorists are known to practice terrorism, which takes many forms, such as beating you in a game, hijacking your CPU, frying your video card, spamming mics, hacking your IRC channels, and other evil things.

Kid please dont start shit before i take over your computer and blow it up right before your eyes

eTERRORIST by Holla January 28, 2005

Eteri expiration date 

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"

Eteri expiration date by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022

Eteri 

Eteri means ‘air’, so she’s someone you can’t live without

This is my best friend Eteri

Eteri by Thefullmoonflower January 13, 2021

eterina 

the worlds greatest friend < so beautiful and amazing

the one you can turn too when your down : shes sexy , amazing smile , always gets heads turning when she walks into a room love her too bitz caant see life without her
shes the life of a party ,rebel, off her face person type of person and crack up :)
fucken crazy and totally gawjus

"eterina" sexy , good with boys , gawjus , hot ,
daams the word , mean body ,talented
, caan do great things for boys :)

eterina by buddie bud bud September 6, 2011

eterrwiss

An eterrwiss is a strangely noticable object in the background of an image (usually erotic or pornographic)
something such as cupcakes or " futuramas on"
Though the more odd or outlandish the better

Yeah, i see the guys comical erection through his whities in the picture...but wtf is up with that huge jar of seashells. That's like way too many shells for a" grown" man. That's a raging eterrwiss

eterrwiss by jealousblues April 16, 2011

eterrible 

(adjective): Describing a joke or innuendo made and/or perpetuated via online media; synonyms could include, but are not limited to, eawful, ehorrible, egross, etc.

Jeremy: I'll give it to you in DC. Wiiiiiink.
Maya: You're eterrible!

eterrible by catladyforever July 26, 2011