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Present tense of "Skeiting"

To Eskit is to Skeit in present time
My children have nothing to eat, Eskit
Eskit by BigBoysOnTheGoobs February 20, 2018
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A woman sporting an outfit consisting of shorts or a skirt coupled with Ugg boots.
Mark: Why is that girl wearing furry boots and shorts? That makes no sense.
Nick: Ignore her, she's just an eskiho.
Eskiho by That Guy With The Face August 30, 2013

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
Eshita is an girl who’s very shy. She gets nervous very easily around people, but once you get to know her she’s very nice and kind. She’s very pretty and beautiful. She’s very naive. She’s loyal and is a very good friend. She’s the person that keeps everything hidden, you may think you know about her but you don’t. She is also very funny and is a person that will make you smile a lot. She gets mad easily and frustrated and has trouble focusing. She is also very smart!
She’s such an amazing Eshita!
Eshita is so smart like damn!
Eshita is so cute, like damn!
Eshita by Klmaco173jka September 26, 2019

Eskimo Wank 

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015

Eskimo wish 

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
Eskimo wish by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010