Eskimos 

A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.

A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.

B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial

Eskimos by DenialisWrong March 5, 2011

eskimos in a frozen tundra 

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

eskimos in a frozen tundra by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

raging eskimos 

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

raging eskimos by sct3sct April 28, 2011

Trash Eskimos

the homeless

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.

Trash Eskimos by eku12 October 16, 2008

i hate eskimos 

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

i hate eskimos by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.

GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"

eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Eskimo Wank 

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..

Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|

Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015